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Q: What do you get when you cross an ape with a pilot? A: An ape with a big watch.

One of the students was supposed to do a night cross-country and I wondered if he’d gone or if the fog kept him on the ground. So I headed over to Fight Aware to check out his progress. I guess he had a heckava tail wind.

Two Polish hunters from Cleveland hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged four. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only two moose. The two Poles objected strongly, stating, “Last year we shot four moose, and the [...]